Speed Buggy's long-lost cousin.
Sounds like the crowd at our Bar Mitzvah.
Why must you tease us so?
That is one fine multitasking piece of machinary.
Once again, another slap-in-the-face for Pele's "not so important" little brother, Peter.
But does it still have that new cat smell?
Guess whoever gets stuck in there won't really mind the smell.
Talk about a dilemma.
The same people tried selling a kitten by claiming it looked like a small cat.
At least this guy's "deviant" tag will stick.
No test drives allowed.
We don't even want to ask if this thing alive or dead.
This will be a cinch, HendelBergenHeinzel is like "Jones" in the Berlin phone directory.
Are we talking molars or incisors that are missing? This will make a difference.
Needless to say... it would be great if the math tutor could also bring an english tutor along.
Guess that explains a lot of things about New York City.
What's her name? Cujo?
Uh... is there a medical term for "gross?"
See, we told you Uncle Freddy would amount to something one of these days!
Hmmm, they drive a hard bargain. We'll have to get back to you.
We may apply... just to see what the hula hoop is for.
This is it... we've found it... the lowest rung on the human ladder.
That's weird... Ima Dork is the name of our boss too! (Just kidding, boss... just trying to have a little fun)
Talk about kicking someone when they're down.
This guy also sells swampland in the Everglades.
Orange you glad they didn't say banana?
Maybe Stephen King can write a story about this mysterious hidden commode.
What??? That's like seeing the Beatles without John, Paul and George.
We'd hate to see what the not-so-gentle dead pony looks like.
Great, any idea how our ex-girlfriends are doing? Why not rub more salt into our wounds.
Be interesting to see what this classified ad turns up.
Something tells us you'll be able to fool these employers pretty easily.
Guess they also want magicians.
Reminds us of the time that we advertised for free air to breathe.
Thanks for the offer, but we're going to take a pass.
Nothing is safe anymore.
Well, as long it's just a "slight" urine smell.
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