Twinkies: The snack cake golden child.
Ho Hos: So Sweet we had to name them twice.
Cupcakes: Beautiful inside and out.
Coffee Cakes: Because coffee loves company.
Chocodiles: Don't worry they won't bite back.
Danish: Also, the native language of yumville.
Ding Dongs: The king of cakes is at your door.
Donettes: Round and round they go.
Fruit Pie: Make it disappear like magic.
Mini Muffins: Fun for mouths of all sizes.
Sno Balls: They're to be eaten, not thrown.
Suzy Q's: Who's your sugar mama?
Sweet Rolls: Roll your way to happiness.
100 Calorie Packs: Pack it up. Snack it up.
Zingers: The treat that loves to lay it on thick.
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